Agnes and his brothers
I never got to know my mother.
Werner had been eleven years old when I was born,
but he was staying in Munich with his mother then.
So I had to believe what my father told me about my mother.
That I'd be the child of him and a Renate Lehmhoff.
That I had been given birth inside a getaway car.
But there is no evidence for these stories.
I simply don't know if it's true
what my father - in inebriation - told me about my mother.
And the stories he told me were quite drastic.
That Renate had been in Stammheim,
that they had smashed her face in with a fire extinguisher
and then he always claims that I'd resemble my mother so much.
But there are no pictures, no documents, nothing
that proves the existence of my mother.
There's nothing in the press' archives about a case
in which anyone had smashed a former RAF member's face
with a fire extinguisher.
I don't know if he'd just invented everything.
I also never dared talking to him about these things when he was sober.
There is so much in our family that isn't overcome yet.
Hello!
Hello! Good day!
Hello!
Good day!
Watch it!
Watch it yourself! I'm working here.
Asshole!
Excuse me! Could you help me?
I don't know if these are the right search engines.
What are you looking for?
The polemics by Karl Kraus.
Oh, I see...er...
I...actually you're...er...
Actually you're right.
I'll have a look, okay?
Let's see...
Krause, Krause...
Karl Kraus, the polemics. There they are.
You're great, thanks!
My pleasure, no problem.
I guess, you'll manage the rest?
Thanks!
If there should be something else, if you got any questions,
just ask, okay?
Good morning!
Morning!
How's your progress with the archive?
I'm sorry, I haven't had time for this yet.
Too much distraction?
No, why? What do you mean by that?
I need the archive and I need it today.
Please take care of that.
I will!
Stupid wanker!
Excuse me!
I'm looking for an overall survey of
philosophical works on the term entity.
I'm sorry. I don't have time right now.
I thought you are working here!
Leave me alone and ask at the circulation desk!
Do you perhaps need help?
No, thank you!
Say, what are you studying?
German philology.
But I'm almost done.
Would you like going out for a coffee with me someday?
Coffee?
What do you think you're doing here, you jerk?
Didn't you want to go for a coffee?
Who was that clown?
Don't open the door every time, Klebnitschek!
I'm sorry, doctor, it's a habit.
Okay then!
Joschka!
G'day, Mr. Klebnitschek!
Do you still need me, doctor?
No, thank you very much, Mr. Klebnitschek!
Have a nice weekend!
No, I'm sorry...
Take it!
There is no way...
You'll take it right now!
Take it already! Every weekend the same fuss!
Thank you very much, doctor,
but that's way too much!
Have a nice weekend!
Ralf won the Kodak Junior Award.
Great!
Don't you want to go upstairs and congratulate him?
Later...
I want to go for a walk with the dog first.
Go for a walk with the dog...
Oh, there's one thing I wanted to discuss with you.
Hit me!
It's about the camera...the digital camera...
Stop talking about it! That's out of question!
I got you a camera for €3000 last year.
But the camera isn't compatible with the new system.
Then you'll have to use the old system.
Can I go now?
Hello!
Ralf!
Yes?
Could you please come downstairs while I'm talking to you?
What is it?
Do you know whom I saw at the fence behind your hashish plantation?
Nope. Who was it?
A police man.
So what?
They're hanging around there every day.
Maybe you should start harvesting your plantation!
Why?
Why? Because it's illegal, because they can make me pay, that's why!
Say, do you even know how much effort it is to grow weed?
Spare your words. Do something useful instead!
Mom waters the plants. Talk to her if you got a problem with that, okay?
You are not striking the proper tone, okay? I can get your plantation removed, okay?
Are you going out again?
I asked you something!
Would you like to come with me?
No!
Rudi, what is it?
You know that I only dance there...
Rudi!
I want to make money, too...
You're wasting your breath!
Good night!
Would you like to have a beer, Rudi?
A beer...
Did you prepare food?
Did you ever prepare food over the last two years?
Just a single time?
I have tried...
Leave me alone and close the door!
Who has to get up at 4.30 a.m. around here?
I'm sorry...
Shut the door!
What do you expect from these stupid visits?
He is our father.
Don't give me that father-bullshit, Werner!
One last request. Don't start with Agnes' story again, okay?
I tell you something and if I have only come with you to clarify this.
There's nothing to clarify.
Oh really, and why are you so...
Stop it right now! What's the point of that?
How am I?
You know exactly what I mean!
I've seen him let him touch him and I know that it was no imagination!
And if it was only for this that I'd been in therapy for three years!
Why don't you just admit and talk about it?
Because there's nothing to talk about.
Don't you realize how embarrassing this situation is for you?
You think it is embarrassing?
Yes, embarrassing.
There's a jerk in every TV show now who claims he'd been abused as a child.
By his pastor, his father, his teacher, maybe even his own sheep dog.
You've always been a fitted asshole and that's why you've made it so far.
What do you want?
Well, I'll better get out.
Good.
It's really better this way.
I'll shoot a bullet into his fuckin' shit head.
You aren't able to cope with it, right?
With what? I'm not able to cope with what?
With your relationship.
All the time you're acting up new things that supposedly happened.
Two years ago it's been your mother he had almost driven into suicide.
He knew she had absolutely no penny to pay her rent, he knew it and he didn't care!
And if it had not been for me she would have died a miserable death in the streets!
Anyway I have never noticed that he had abused Agnes and I am nine years older than you.
I guess I might have noticed something, right?
You've never noticed anything.
You wouldn't even notice your wife cheating was on you.
Yes, maybe, but I am able to deal with it, I stay calm, you on the other hand are always generating new stories.
You are sick up there!
You were not able to cope with some things and try to lay them at somebody else's door!
For example?
For example? Your bed-wetting.
That was pure defiance.
Yeah, like when you were a punk and had all the trouble with the police,
because of your permanently excessive drinking.
And then you are wondering why he is treating you like a looser!
Tell me, are you absolutely sure, that he didn't show you his large dick
when you were little and told you "Here, Werner, touch it!"
No, he certainly didn't do that.
You're confusing it... with your porn.
Good, I'll step out now.
Say hello to him for me and tell him I'll shit into his face!
Quiet!
It's Agnes and Werner, you know them.
How are you, my child?
Thanks, I'm fine.
Where is Hans-Jörg?
He is ill. He's lying in bed.
He said to say hello.
Do you want coffee?
Thank you.
Yes.
Heinz! Could you make us some coffee, please?
And get the cake!
Hmm, the smell!
It was made by following an old recipe from Pomerania.
Excuse me, but it is the cake's smell.
Heinz often weeps without any reason.
How is your health?
The doctor told me I'll get very old.
And how is your job?
You know how it is...
There are fights inside the fraction which make the whole thing a bit tough.
Above all the reformations...
When you wept in the past, we sat you on top of the wardrobe in the bedroom and walked away.
Yet you made it into television.
Because of...I forgot it...
European can deposit.
Oh, yes...
Does Heinz live here?
No.
I know what your brother thinks.
Hans-Jörg?
Has he ever been to the crazy house?
No, what's given you that idea?
He's not normal.
He got that from your mother.
No-one despises you, son.
Or do you despise him, Heinz?
I haven't been afraid for a long time that you might despise me.
I don't care at all.
I'll show you the door.
Don't you want to go to your room upstairs?
What should she do in her room?
Maybe you'd like to take something with you...
No, thank you, daddy...
Goodbye, Werner!
Goodbye, Günther.
Say hello to your family for me!
You know why you are unhappy?
I'm not unhappy, daddy.
It's not because of me, you know that, don't you?
It's because of your mother.
You know what I did to her...
And now go my child.
And if you need something, get in touch with me!
Okay, daddy.
I don't believe it! You've been walking here all the time!
Was angry...
What?
Get in!
Hello! Hey!
Hello!
Hannes?
Are you ready?
Do you want to start?
My name is Hannes and I am addicted to sex...
I've revealed a lot to you over the past ten years I've been coming here...
I've told you about my discharge from the police
because of the sex addiction...
I've told you about my whole gamut.
About...the pornography,
voyeurism, exhibitionism,
attempted rape and prison.
But I've never...
But I've never told you about one thing, because it was too difficult for me...
You mean...you and the dog?
It's not that bad. Everything's alright.
It's just that you're lonely, you've got no money for whores and women look down on you. I can totally understand you, really.
But...
I don't want to give the bitch away.
You don't have to.
She's the only thing I have.
You don't have to give her away.
You don't harm her, do you?
I mean... then... then... then she's your woman.
I think it is a thousand times better than those broken marriages, where they lie and cheat and men beat their women.
Right?
Totally correct!
I mean, you don't lie to her, right?
See? Everything's okay, everything's okay!
Everyone here is on your side.
See you!
Hey, that was terrific!
Hey, I like you!
Yeah, that was very correct towards Hannes.
I'm the Manni. Manni Moneto.
Hans-Jörg.
I've got a film production and the best chicks in town.
Come over there sometime.
We always need guys like you.
Okay.
See you!
Thanks!
Thank you for the offer!
Turn your attention to your left arm,
witness your arm getting tired,
tired and heavy,
like lead.
Your left arm is getting more and more tired and heavy,
wonderful tired and heavy.
Hello, Rudi.
I want you to leave this place!
I'm fed up. You are the scum of the earth.
And now get your clothes and get lost!
Rudi, please...
Didn't you hear what I said?
Take your fuckin' things and get lost!
And where am I supposed to go now?
Jeez, that's your problem! Get your stuff together
or else I beat you up!
Yeah, this crap here is all yours!
All this filth! And now out!
Rudi...
What have I done?
Do you really want me to leave?
I go to bed in the night and you appear here in the morning.
I go to bed in the night and you appear here in the morning!
Is this your Wednesday's group?
Is this your fuckin' life?
I ask you if this is your fuckin' life?
Who is the guy you're fuckin' at night?
Do you want me to smash your face in?
Who is the guy you're fuckin' at night?
There's nobody.
I've told you that.
Do you want a cigarette?
Come with me.
How are you?
You look great!
Thank you!
Did you get my card?
Yes, I'd never thought that...
You'd never thought that...?
Well, that you'd send me a card.
See? I did remember you!
You've been away for some time, eh?
When did you come back?
Two weeks ago.
Why didn't you notify me?
I split up with my boyfriend.
And that's been pretty exhausting.
Crap, I've got to go soon!
Already?
Yeah, my colour is drying. I forgot to close the buckets.
I'm painting my flat.
I see...
No, no, forget it.
I won't go into another one of his lecture's anymore.
Are you crazy?
No. He is well horny! That's why.
Good luck! You too. Goodbye!
Wow! You've painted all this?
You are so sweet. Thank you so much!
You're welcome!
If you want to you can sleep here tonight.
What do you say?
I'd love to.
Great!
At last I meet you without ear plugs and sleeping mask.
Your butt's still as sexy as ever, how do you keep it in shape like that?
Do you get oestrogen injections?
Don't ridicule yourself.
What about a shag in front of the bathroom mirror?
We didn't do that for a long time.
Stop! Stop! Stop!
I'm going ahead with my routine as every night, okay,
and if you don't like that, I can sleep in the other room.
But you've laughed...
I'd like to have your self-confidence!
Alright, I'll walk over there...
Do you know how long I've been fighting for the European can deposit?
Ten years!
And now that the draft bill is almost finished,
you don't want to spend money on it anymore.
Who do you think I am?
You promised me to finance it for me!
Yes, but let me ask you...
Come on!
You shouldn't have gone on holiday during crunch mode.
You busted your ass for the fuckin' tank,
but doing lobby work for me once...
This is frustrating!
And I'll make a stand against this!
I won't let the whole politics go down the tube,
just because you are eaten up by the SPD (I.e. a German party)!
I can't be arsed anymore.
But we are totally behind you!
No, Joschka!
Yes, Werner!
No, Joschka, don't talk to me like this,
you should have been there when the project had been received by the plenum last week!
No, I'm sorry! We are listening to this for far too long!
This is absolutely not working!
I begin to feel like talking to an empty closet!
I'm sorry! No! No, I'm sorry!
I've been working on it for too long!
No, Joschka, you've got to be in Berlin by tomorrow!
And could you please tell me how? Am I supposed to beam myself?
Why don't you book a flight? That's what you've always been doing!
Werner, don't put pressure on me!
Gerhard is coming tomorrow afternoon...
You can't be serious!
He doesn't read his e-mails, you know that!
If we don't...
What?
...build a common front against them in the plenum,
we won't stand a chance, got it?
Listen, Werner, I've got other problems right now.
I'm beginning to think that my projects are all the same to you!
Nonsense, I'm just as interested in this business as you are.
But I have to set priorities and calm the Americans first.
I don't throw myself into it for nothing!
Fuckin' hell!
Yes?
Mr. Tschirner?
Yes!
Don't forget about the sessional documents the day after tomorrow.
Yes...
Alright. Everything is prepared.
See you then!
Ralf!
What are you doing?
I'm cleaning myself, if you don't mind?
Could you clean yourself somewhere else than on my bidet?
Could you get out and close the door?
I'm off!
Good morning!
Hey! Good morning!
Did you sleep well?
I have to go. I'm visiting my mother in Rügen.
Really? When do you come back?
In a couple of days.
You can pick me up, if you want to.
I'd love to!
I'll call you and give you the address.
Wait a second, don't you want to give me the address right now?
I have to go. I'll give you a call.
But it's one of the last houses in Lingen.
Ciao!
Bye!
Minister! How is the vote? Can you tell us something about it?
The vote is good. The decision is through.
Now Europe has to decide.
The European retail sector is afraid that in case of an
expansion of the can deposit's system over whole Europe
there might be an enormous bureaucratic effort.
Why do you expect these people to expend this effort?
The only reason is that the people have to learn how to bear responsibility for their consumption.
Unfortunately only the fewest do it by their own choice.
Is it some kind of educational measure?
No, it's a necessary measure, if our children want to live like we do 20 years from now.
The grandpa is coming back home
from a visit to the doctor.
Asks his wife:
"Say, how's it been?"
"Not so bad. Next time I have to bring an urine sample,
a sperm sample and a stool sample."
Says the grandma:
"Well, then take your brown cord trousers!"
What is in there?
Sausages.
Thanks!
Same time tomorrow, doctor?
Hello, Signe!
What were you drinking?
Give me a rest. I celebrated my victory.
My Pyrrhic-victory.
Can deposit.
Maybe the ugliest word by German word usage.
So how are you, my beauty?
How is your can doing?
Do I still have deposit on it?
You better go before you breath into my face again.
Could you please brush your teeth?
Yeah, I'll take care. But hopefully you'll have nothing
against me drinking after a hard and successful day at work!
Say, do you want to argue with me?
No.
Good.
But there are certain things we should talk about.
Yeah, then talk, talk!
Something has happened.
What?
Ralf filmed me this morning.
So what? Let him be.
After all he wants to become a film maker.
He filmed me while I was relieving myself!
Why are you phrasing it like that?
Alright, he filmed me while I was taking a shit, do you like that more?
It's your own fault! Why don't you lock the door? I think it's so disgusting
that you are sitting on the toilet with an open door.
Excuse me! Who is earning the money around here?
Where is the causal relationship between your earnings and your toilet behaviour?
How can you even assume that I'd feel the ghost of eroticism, if I have to witness...
if I have to witness you pressing out your secretions everyday?
So, that's it?
That's it!
And what else?
That you are buying those sausages everyday.
And no-one but you is eating them.
That you never close your toothpaste tube,
that you never separate the garbage,
all your ignorance!
Yeah, exactly, exactly, this is exactly how you are looking at me right now!
This look on your face. You know, this...
You are schizophrenic!
One can't talk to you.
Come on, leave! Just leave!
I need a break!
Slowly I'm turning into a schizophrenic.
I notice it myself.
And if he goes on like this,
he will have very much fun with me!
Leave me alone!
And then I'll have a barbecue!
I'll have a barbecue. Sausages!
Sausages!
Hello, Walter!
How was the holiday camp?
We visited Greenpeace.
They've got some really interesting projects.
Since when are you interested in environmental problems?
Did you meet a girl?
No. But I'd like to visit foreign countries.
Then you'd better go to the next can deposit demo with your father.
Okay, Werner, I'll do it.
Have you been taking a sunbath?
Yes. A bit too long. I'm quite crispy.
You have to be careful not to get a sunburn.
I'll probably send it in.
Signe: You can't do that. Ralf: Of course.
So, are you enjoying yourselves?
Are you jealous again?
Hello! This is your son!
We are going to your room right now
and then you'll delete what you filmed this morning.
Do you understand?
We had an arrangement: no access to his room.
The rule does not apply anymore since this morning.
Come on, get your ass in gear!
/Why don't you book a flight? That's what you've always been doing!/
You are supposed to delete this!
No wait, I want to see it. I want to see it!
I have to watch this first, so I know what I'm deleting.
Then fast forward these scenes.
/You can't be serious!/
Fast forward!
/He doesn't read his e-mails, you know that!/
There! Here it starts.
There! Here it stops.
Deleted.
Can I see it again?
You want to see the embarrassing scene again?
I want to see if you've deleted it!
What do you want to see then?
Give me the cassette, please!
There is no cassette, it's all digital.
Don't take me for a fool!
Get your mother!
Okay, Werner!
Mom doesn't want to eat.
Here!
Signe?
Don't you want to eat with us?
I don't eat animals, you should know that by now.
Besides, I have to go now.
To this advanced education class?
To my pupils, yes.
Therefore you have to wear make up?
Oh, Werner, this is so tedious.
Do you've got something against my make up?
No, of course not! Why should I've got something against the fact
that you are wearing make up for these Turkish Prosimians.
And why haven't you been wearing make up for me for years?
Answer me! I asked you a question!
Let me go!
Mom?
Yes?
Can you give me a ride to the city?
Get lost! Can't you see that we are talking?
Yes, I will, my angel.
Thanks!
You can't do that!
Walter just came back.
At least we could eat together.
What do you want to say with that?
That I don't care for Walter?
Do we eat together or not?
Why don't you just force me to eat!
May I ask why you don't eat?
I'm not hungry.
Do you want to leave?
No. Why?
Maybe you should start to eat.
This is a dining table, got it?
This is a dinner, got it?
Got it!
You should try these.
The Turks dig garlic. They'll get on their knees in front of you.
Say, could you leave your racist commentaries?
And what are you teaching there anyway?
Five hours, I never understood it.
Fuckin'-fuckin', what else?
You'll never get something to devour here again!
Shit! They are half raw!
Ugh! Disgusting!
Why hasn't he turned these things, they were refrigerated,
they've got to be turned. Fuck it!
No!
Werner!
Stop it!
Werner!
Stop it! Stop it already!
You asshole!
Don't touch him!
Walter! Walter!
I'm sorry, Walter.
I didn't want this.
Could you please tell him to get out?
Fuck your mother! Why don't you fuck your damn mother, you fag?
One more word and I'll smash your face in!
Shut the hell up!
And get upstairs, grab your stuff and get lost!
I don't want to see you around here ever again!
I'm sorry for being so upset.
I'll make it good again.
You've won the war! Finally you've won the war!
Signe, you won't leave! You are my wife!
My god! Leave her alone already!
And you leave Werner alone!
Keep out of this, asshole!
Signe, please don't go!
Mom!
Please!
I'm sorry, Werner.
You'll stay here!
Werner!
What do you want?
I won't leave you just like that!
What do you want?
To fuck you!
Then you'll let me go?
Yes!
Was that it?
I think so.
Can I go now?
Yeah.
Shit!
Hello, Nadine, this is Hans-Jörg.
It's about the address you wanted to give me so that I could pick you up in Rügen.
Could you please give me a call? 313356. 313356.
I...uh...yeah...I would be really happy,
if you could get in touch with me, okay?
Er, yeah, bye!
Yeah, hello! I need a telephone number.
It's the family Hampel from Lingen, Rügen.
That's the place.
Hampel. H-A-M-P-E-L.
That's what I'm saying.
Hampel. Like the Hampelmann (I.e. jumping jack)
Right.
Nadine?
What are you doing here?
Can I come in for a second?
No, I'm sorry. We're still sleeping.
Why is it "we"?
My boyfriend and I.
This is a joke, right?
No. We agreed.
That's why I didn't call you.
You should have given me a call,
then I hadn't come all the 800km here to see you.
I didn't ask you to come here.
Of course you asked me to come here! Of course you did!
Don't you know that anymore? Of course you asked me!
Get a grip on yourself!
You made fun of me all the time, huh?
No, I didn't!
Yes, you did!
Is this asshole still here?
Hello!
She asked me to come here.
Piss off or I give you a beating!
Hans-Jörg: She raised my hopes! The angry boyfriend: Do we understand each other?
The angry boyfriend: Do we understand each other? Hans-Jörg: She raised my hopes!
Get lost!
I'll shoot you like an animal, you fuckin' jerk!
My name is Hans-Jörg and I am addicted to sex.
I only like women who make fun of me.
I get messed around because I want to get messed around.
I don't have any self esteem, that's why I am a peeping Tom.
Until I...
Until I was twelve years old
I...
I wetted my bed.
And my father, my dad,
told it everyone.
Everyone.
"Do you know what the only remarkable thing about my son is",
he asked one time.
"That he's still pissing into his bed at the age of twelve."
That's the whole fuckin' truth.
Hans-Jörg!
I'm sorry!
I'm straight!
No problem!
What are you doing here?
Excuse me. I'm working here.
I'm sorry. I didn't know that...
Fancy a drink?
I'm here with a friend of mine.
We are at the bar over there.
I'll be right there, okay?
Okay!
What's biting you?
Everything's fine.
Don't you want to sit with us?
You are resembling my youth's dream.
That you never got hold of, I know.
Right. How do you know that?
Woman's intuition.
But you don't want this to happen a second time, do you?
You are a very, very naughty boy!
You're getting me so hot!
I'll have to put the ice somewhere soon.
I love you little brother.
The nightmare will be over soon.
Good day!
The doctor said, I should ask about my results.
Take a seat in the waiting room, please.
But the doctor said, I could just ask about my results and leave.
Your results are not that good.
You have to talk to the doctor.
Not good?
You have to talk to the doctor.
I'll come back later.
Henry Preminger in Cologne. Fashion-show in the dome.
Daddy?
Hello, Franz!
You shouldn't say daddy. You know that.
You should say Agnes, we agreed on that.
What are you doing here?
Do you need money?
No.
Henry is in town.
I know.
Read it in the newspaper.
Sit down.
How long is he going to stay?
Just a few days.
Do you think it's good for you to see him?
I'm afraid of seeing Henry again,
but I think it has to be.
Maybe it's the last time in my life.
What do you mean?
Do you think he'd recognize me?
Of course!
I don't know.
The last time he's seen me I had been Martin.
Tell your daddy that his poems have been read to you.
I thought, I shouldn't say daddy!
Can I give you a hug?
Mr. Tschirner?
How's the view?
I'm here about the archive.
It still isn't ready.
You have until the evening!
He's in there!
Hello!
Open the door!
Caretaker: Are you really sure? The girl: Yes, I am sure!
Open the door!
Please open the door right now!
Open the door! I've got a square-section key!
Mr. Tschirner?
What are you doing in here?
I won't be here for long.
It's not like you'd disturb me.
How are you?
Thanks, I'm fine.
It is strange...I'm a little afraid to see the wedding dress again.
There are so many memories attached to it.
Do you want me to go upstairs with you?
Yes...
It's so beautiful...
Hmm...it still smells like Henry's perfume from New York...
...and his leather jacket.
He laid her around my shoulders once...
...on the Empire State Building.
I'd like to see Mr. Preminger.
Do you have an invitation?
I know Mr. Preminger from when he wasn't so famous.
Make way, please!
Henry!
Heinreich!
Henry and some other people are here.
Can they come in?
Of course!
I forgot something.
Can we talk for a moment?
Ralf is waiting outside.
I still love you.
It's not working anymore.
Please tell me, what I've done to you!
In one sentence? In three?
I don't care.
I don't love you anymore.
It's not that I am be angry with you, I...
just want to leave.
Is it this simple for you?
No.
Then please tell me why.
I don't know.
Even if you don't love me...
Please stay here for the night!
I'll sleep downstairs.
So you aren't completely gone just like that.
Werner: I can't come to terms with this. Signe: No, this...
This isn't working...
Please!
Good night!
Hey, Manni!
Hey, dude!
What a surprise! How are you?
I'm fine, thank you.
Thanks for your offer. I just thought...
When Manni gives his word to someone,
he keeps it, dude!
Come on in!
Let me introduce you to the girls.
There they are, the graces!
This is my buddy, Hans Jörg.
A new colleague.
This is Lisa.
And this is Desiree.
Take a seat.
It's the most awesome company, you know?
You'd better get to know each other first.
Manni already told us that you'd show up.
Do you want to eat something?
Help yourself if you're hungry.
Have you ever been working here?
No.
Where have you been working before?
Actually I'm a librarian.
Sweet.
Hello, cuties!
Hi, Jürgen!
Is everything intact?
Of course!
Rocky! What's up with you?
Nothing...
I'm not able to get another one up for today.
Have you tried that stuff?
Rocky: That stuff is coming out of my ears. Jürgen: Shit!
Hey, I'm Jürgen.
Hans-Jörg.
Hello!
He's my buddy!
He is a pro!
Hi guys! How is it going?
I've been looking forward to seeing you the whole day.
Are we next?
No, no, no, no, no!
I need you for the scene with Lisa and Sarah.
Bummer!
Well then...Have fun!
Yeah, you too!
Do you've got an HIV test with you?
Hepatitis?
Yeah, too.
Do you need viagra or something like that?
Great!
Tschirner!
Is Ralf at your place?
No.
He went out yesterday and hasn't come back yet.
Did you allow him to take the car?
He'll be back soon.
I'll leave the mobile phone on, so you can get in touch with me every time, okay?
Okay...
Good.
I informed the police.
They'll pass it on to different bureaus.
They'll check the roads, search for the car and give us a call then.
Good.
Yeah...
I'll come in now.
Thank you for being here!
Yeah.
Well, if you want to go through the text again, do it now!
I'll talk to Manni about the sequence, okay?
Break a leg!
So, do you want to go trough the text again?
No, I think, I got it. It's okay.
Okay.
You look great in this suit.
When she lets her slip fall, it's the same procedure as every time.
The whole nine yards!
But I wanted to have a glass desk...
It's been ordered, but it still isn't here.
I...uh...
I wanted to ask you something.
Say...
Do they shoot until I've come?
Of course.
Really? Eh...
And...eh...don't get me wrong, but where...
Where am I supposed to...
In the face.
Is that a problem for you?
Hans-Jörg: No, it's alright! Desiree: Good!
If something gets inside the eyes: The doc always has eyedrops with him.
Is everything alright, darling?
Everything's alright!
Can we start?
Yup!
So, Desiree sweetheart, you lean against this table!
You come in from outside, flop into the couch!
You're the boss around here, okay?
Camera?
Are you ready?
Just a sec!
Camera!
Camera is ready!
And action!
Well, what do we have here?
I can't believe it!
You want to become my new secretary?
Well, at least I can picture it.
What are your qualifications?
That depends on it...
I'll do almost everything one calls for.
This sounds great! Why don't we start right now?
Where do we begin?
Text!
You look quite awesome in your clothes!
Do you think so?
Yeah...
But I'd like to see you without your clothes!
Well...
Yeah, show me your marvellous boobs!
Manni! Focus more on the tits!
What's going on?
I don't know! I'll go after him.
The guy hyperventilated.
Are you ill?
Is everything alright?
Do you want to talk about it?
Children, I always tell you: Leave your minds at home!
I'm sorry. My mind went blank for a moment there.
Look, until now everything has been perfect. You do like her, don't you?
Hans-Jörg: Yeah, we can continue, no problem! Jürgen: Wonderful!
When will you come back here?
Three weeks from now. How about you?
I don't know.
What are you going to do now?
I wanted to go home.
Would you like to...er...
get something to eat with me, maybe?
I don't do that, you know?
Oh well, why not?
The truth is I am sick of these porn studs.
They are as stale as the job.
You feel so empty after a day like this.
How did you get round to this job?
I wanted to make out with everyone, went to fetish parties,
things like that and then this came along.
So I thought, why not earn some money with it?
What about you?
Why are you doing this?
I...I just like sex and...
No luck with women.
Really?
I mean, you look quite attractive.
Not as raw and primitive as many others.
Do you think so?
Desiree: Yes, I think so. Hans-Jörg: Really?
Yes!
Thank you!
You are welcome!
Can I ask you something, Desiree?
Depends on it, yes!
Are you lonely?
What do you mean?
Do you've got a boyfriend, do you live together with someone, something like that.
No.
This has been a nice evening.
Yeah, very nice.
I'm tired. I think I'll go home now.
I can't be alone tonight. Could you please come with me? Please.
Please.
What is it?
What is it you're thinking about all the time?
That I should have met you the other day.
Why?
The other night I shot my father.
Really?
They will interrogate me.
I can't lie. I never could.
They will suspect me when they are talking to me.
When they interrogate me, it's over.
Then we'll run away.
Are you serious?
Yes.
Tomorrow if you like...
Are you really serious?
Of course!
Tschirner!
Criminal investigation department!
Yes?
Are you alone?
No, I'm with my wife. What's the matter?
Tell me what the matter is!
Try to stay calm.
Is he dead?
Yes.
Your father has been found shot in his house this morning.
My father?
It's been an assault. Someone intruded and shot him.
Yes, thank you. I'll call you back.
So? Has everything worked out?
Yeah, of course.
So? Where do we want to go?
I don't know.
Maybe somewhere where an assault has taken place.
At least all the assholes won't come there.
Hans-Jörg: Oh shit! Desiree: That's good!
What have you done?
I'm sorry.
Have you gone totally crazy?
You frightened us!
We weren't able to close a single eye for two nights!
Mom, I'm sorry.
Where have you been?
I went to Warsaw with a buddy...there had been a rave...
A rave? Say it again!
A rave?
I'm terribly sorry.
What a sight you are!
I wanted to say goodbye to you.
You know what happened?
No, what happened?
I met the woman of my life!
And here I was thinking it'd be something terrible.
All of a sudden you looked so horrified.
No, everything's alright, I...
Listen, Agnes, I...
I'm running away from here.
I vanish from this country and I've found the woman for this.
Listen, it's a bit difficult to describe, but I'm in a hurry.
I'm off to the toilet, she's parking the car and will be here again.
I am right back, okay? I love you!
I'm right back, okay?
Don't leave!
Hey, is everything alright?
Yeah, everything's fine!
Really?
Yeah.
Oh shit! Where is she?
We've got to go!
Look! That's her!
Isn't she beautiful?
Terrific!
Do you think that we fit together?
You fit together. I can see that immediately.
And she won't leave me?
Not her!
Are you sure?
You can believe me.
Did I ever say something wrong?
No. And that's why I love you so much, little brother!
I love you. I've got to go, okay?
Watch yourself. I'll get in touch with you, okay?
I'll get in touch with you. I found her!
I found her!
I love you!
I love you! I love you!
Good evening!
Have a good trip!
Thank you. Have a nice evening!
Stay with me, please!
It's not working.
Do you know how long we've been together?
Yeah, 18 years.
Werner: 18 years! Signe: Yes, I know...
Do you remember when we took to the streets back then,
the first of May '86, when the water gun hit us?
And how we rescued ourselves into this hallway in Kreuzburg.
And conceived Ralf.
We didn't conceive Ralf that day.
Yes!
I... I'm not able to imagine all these things without you!
You can do it. You can do it.
I don't know anyone else who has such a strong survival instinct as you.
No...no...
Calm down, calm down.
I can't live without you!
I'll kill myself!
No, you won't do that.
There you are! You are ready.
Thank you.
Doctor Tschirner, everything's ready!
Thanks.
Oh, one moment, there you go!
Doctor Tschirner! A statement, please!
What is going to happen if the bill is ruled?
Than the can deposit will finally be launched.
What exactly does it mean for us?
The European can deposit isn't only a crucial and structural
step forward to economical and environmental improvements in Germany,
it also proofs that politics of the Green party has the ability to
shape the Europe of the future influential.
And what does that mean for you personally?
Rumour has it that you might be available
for the new post as environment minister.
I'll leave the rumours to you.
My collegeau is doing fine in his job
and it will stay like this for now.
Do you know what we will do now?
I thought we'd drive deeper and deeper into Poland.
Nope, we'll drive to Baghdad.
Baghdad?
Yeah, Baghdad.
And why Baghdad? Why Baghdad?
Why, why! Because we'll help the people there!
I'm fed up with the militants.
Hello!
Signe?
You are here!
Why didn't you leave the frontdoor open?
Why didn't I leave the frontdoor open?
Maybe because I've not been inside the house yet.
What are you doing?
Don't you see it?
Can I help you?
No, I'm afraid not.
You'll just damage them.
You're already trampling around on them.
I don't trample around on them!
Of course you do!
Werner: I'm standing on the lawn. Signe: And what's that?
Will you stay here now?
Of course I'll stay here!